But I can't think of anything. So, here's a stupid joke told by the MC of my Christmas concert today. :)
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were locked in battle. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face. "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said. "Oh, yes! I know!"Groan.
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"
Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare. "I felt your presents."
I do intend to keep posting daily for a while - I'm used to it now! I will try to make them less lame than this one. :)