But I can't think of anything. So, here's a stupid joke told by the MC of my Christmas concert today. :)
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were locked in battle. Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face. "I know what you're getting for Christmas, Luke," he said. "Oh, yes! I know!"Groan.
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just out of Vader's reach, "How do you know!?" Luke yelled at him, "How do you know what I'm getting for Christmas!?"
Darth Vader shot Luke an icy glare. "I felt your presents."
I do intend to keep posting daily for a while - I'm used to it now! I will try to make them less lame than this one. :)
Heather
6 comments:
Somehow this seems dirty!
Only in your head, Lauria. :)
Ah, bad puns. They are my nemesis. But on the other hand, Star Wars is cool. Can't decide!
Heh, my NaBloPoMo ended in a sort of fizzle too. But hey, we did it. :D
LOLOLOL, I like that joke. I had never heard it. I failed November's NaBloPoMo, by 2 nights, and one of those nghts were because either Blogger or Google
I'm not giving up blogging just obsessively posting every day. i like reading your blog too.
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